Florin
Welcome to Florin. A magical fairy tale land full of giants, Spaniards, and shrieking eels. While on the surface this may appear to be a medieval world full of idiots rambling about in boats, this may actually be one of the toughest challenges you will encounter on your journey. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons compared to what you are facing. Florin is treacherous and full of traps. Be careful to not fall victim to any of these classic blunders. The most famous of which is, “Never get involved in a land war in Asia” – but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!”
You wander through the Florin countryside until you see a man wearing a mask and a hood. Both of which are very comfortable. Certainly everyone in the future will be wearing them. The man probably means no harm, and is really very short on charm. He walks up to you and says the following words:
Rat
Horse
Crown
Brown Ship
Haystack
Wheelbarrow
Pillar